Q: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to change a light bulb?

A: 10

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness


5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner:
"Light Bulb Change Accomplished"

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book

documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. One to viciously smear #7

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy
all along,



10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!